Our lovely Fat Swan is in the heart of Odessa and we welcome you to all the fun and excitement the city has to offer. Last year we were the Communist Party Hostel, but due to our own Perestroika and Glasnost we have returned to the petite bourgeois and all the luxury that accompanies it.
The Fat Swan is has parquet wood floors and exquisite furniture. We have a lovely park behind the building for all of your outdoor lounging and smoking needs. We have a gang of aspiring to be Komsomol youth training in the mornings to keep out the infiltrators (as well a safe) to protect your incriminating documents.
The hostel is run by Kent the super awesome reactionary partier, who will show you around the city as well as a damn good time. We offer a full kitchen for all of your borscht needs, hot showers, and we provide sheets and towels. Our Hostel consists of a 6 bunk bed style dorm and 3 comfortable private rooms. With so many luxuries you'd swear you were staying in a post 1991 soviet sanatorium. Come stay at the Fat Swan!
ticket to free walking tour
free coffee and tea
24 hour reception/ no lockouts
Monday = Kent and John special: free-?
(new adventure each week)
Tuesday 7pm - 1am = FREE Pub crawl
Wednesday 1pm -5pm = Catacombs/soviet bunker tours - 160 UAH per person (min 2 people)
(wild, dirty, dangerous, and awesome)
Thursday 1pm - 4pm = gun shooting: group pays 100 UAH to the guide and then 8 UAH per pistol bullet; 10 UAH for AK47; 15 UAH per sniper bullet.
Friday 1pm - ? = Soviet booze Cruise: 10 people - 200 UAH an hour; 15 people -150 UAH an hour; 20 people -120 UAH; 30 or more 100 UAH an hour (min 2hr)
(unlimited booze, food, and shitty fishing rods included)
Saturday 4pm - 9pm = Barbecue: 80 UAH per person
(all you can eat pork, chicken, salads, other snacks and a beer)
Sunday 11 am - ? = Private Banya: The group divides - 100 UAH to guide + 240 UAH an hour (afternoon), 300 UAH an hour (evening). Price includes traditional drinks (Kvass, Kompot, birch juice), birch branches. (min 2 hr)
*With enough people any of these tours can be arranged at anytime
Cancellation policy: 24h advance notice
Payment upon arrival by cash only
Check in from 14.00
Check out before 11.00
Breakfast not included
Taxes not included
If you are coming to the Ukraine in search of a wife, please find other accommodations.
We do not allow smoking indoors, drugs of any kind, sex tourists, thin swans, children, pets, weapons.
At this time we do not except credit cards and in accordance with local law we only take payment in Grivina.
Rishelevskaya 35/37 apt 33,
Cross the square in front of the trainstation veering left and walk straight down Resilevskaya until you come to building 35/37. Enter the courtyard, find the second stairwell to the left and buzz number 33 to hear the fat swan sing.
If you have a hard time finding it, you can reach us at +380 (95) 718 68 29
Restaurant, Internet Access, Laundry, Airport Pick Up, Linen Included, Luggage Storage, 24 hour reception, Travel Desk/Travel Info, Bike Parking, Free Carpark, Breakfast Not Included, 24 Hour Check In